http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog FashionFiveOh.com is a blog about Fashion Police, Fashion Blog, Fashion Trends, Funny Fashion and Gossip, Fashion and Celebrity Blog Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:19:24 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en   Here's Eva Longoria wearing a really expensive puke-orange silk rag. It's made by Armani Exchange...and the color is called "golden rod"...but still.  This color would not work on anyone!!!! Nice Renee Caovilla heels, tho! http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/11/16/puke-orange-is-never-hot/ Here is a photo of Gisele doing a new Ipanema ad. I know what you're thinking... what has fashion come to? Advertisement for water dresses!? Well, actually, the ad is for her sandals. And I'm willing to bet just about anything that you didn't even notice her sandals until you ... http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/09/24/giseles-new-ipanema-ad/ Check out this chain of events. Had Roman Polanski not raped little children, no one in Hollywood would give a damn about his work. Had that been the case, no one would have ever seen or heard of The Pianist. Thus, no one would know who Adrien Brody was, and ... http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/09/19/adrien-brody-thinks-beards-are-sexy/ Huge, huge, huge designer deals at ShopBob.com. You're welcome! http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/09/19/shopbobcom-big-sale/     As if she weren't unattractive enough, Grey's Anatomy's Sarah Ramirez out-uglied even herself at the Emmy's red carpet in this heinous purple number.  We don't even care to know who designed it.  She's already embarassed herself, why drag some poor designer into the mess? What's the deal with the hole?  Did her ... http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/09/18/sarah-ramirez-grosses-everyone-out/   Here she is in a tacky one-shouldered grey mini-dress...which Jessica has paired with her favorite accessory--her nipples. Don't you have any sense of decency, Jess? We already know you don't have any sense of style!!! http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/09/18/jessica-simpson-is-a-walking-punchline/   Look at her dress. The bottom starts out as a bird. The middle becomes less bird-like. The top is human. And that, my friends, is the theory of evolution. Except--I'm pretty sure that Darwin said we evolved from monkeys. Not birds. Whatever. http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/09/18/vanessa-williams-gown-makes-me-believe-in-evolution/   Here are both of Hayden's Marc Bouwer gowns from the Emmys. The short, cute one on the left is what she wore to the after-parties. The huge billowing tent on the right is the tragic mistake she wore to the actual show. Hayden, you're 18.  Not 68.  The dress on the right would ... http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/09/17/hayden-panettieres-emmy-looks/   We're in love with Sandra Oh's Bottega Veneta strapless gown paired with the lovely H. Stern diamond jewelry. The only problem with this overall look? Sandra Oh's big ugly horse face! http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/09/17/sandra-ohs-emmy-look/     We love Ellen Pompeo's navy Michael Kors gown. And we also love her Lambertson Truex clutch. The Fred Leighton jewels are to die for. The only problem? TOO MANY ACCESSORIES, ELLEN!!!! That dress is so striking.  It doesn't need any accessories--the necklace and belt together are too distracting.  Plus the elaborate up-do?  Too much goin' on ... http://fashionfiveoh.com/blog/2007/09/17/ellen-pompeo-over-accesorized-her-emmy-look/