Check out this chain of events. Had Roman Polanski not raped little children, no one in Hollywood would give a damn about his work. Had that been the case, no one would have ever seen or heard of The Pianist. Thus, no one would know who Adrien Brody was, and instead of being a brilliant Oscar-winning, world renowned actor, we would confuse him with a crazy homeless man roaming the streets of LA. It’s funny how things work out sometimes.

 Posh, we know you think you radiate class and sophistication with your new look.

But, as we prove here, you look like a washed up old porn star.

Bring back the dark hair and classy tailored clothes!!!

We miss your fashion choices living up to the Posh nickname !

Your nickname now should be Trash!

Can you tell which one of these ladies is Miss Paris Hilton?  I’m not sure…each of the pics has elements of the heiress and her old-lady look from the VMAs.

Old lady-chic never really caught on, Paris.

I get that after you got out of prison you fancy yourself a socialite/philanthropist like the great Brooke Astor, may she rest in peace (she passed away in April), but that doesn’t mean you have rip off the Brooke Astor look. 

Brooke Astor was 105 years old, and she still looked way hotter with that hairdo. 

Is your name Pepe le Pew?  Are you a lovelorn French skunk who starred in Looney Tunes way back in the day?

No?

OK, then there is no reason for your mane to look like the poor, lost soul featured above.

I love highlights.  They can delicatey illuminate a beautiful head of hair and perfectly frame your face.

They can breathe shiny, new life into mousy, dull hair.

But, they can also make you look like you just couldn’t decide which color to dye your hair so you dyed it both colors.

If you’re going to go for highlights, pick a shade that accentuates your base shade. 

In the world of fashion, clashing is always a bad idea.  The same is true with hair color.

Don’t do the chunky blond highlights, unless you seriously think it looks fierce. 

In which case, you’re most likely trailor trash from the early 1990’s.

Beards, what are they good for? Absolutely nothing. Jack, please lose the beard. You look like someone has just thrown up on your face.

- B

Baldness: a decent look on me. A terrible look on females.

I put this post in the ‘hair’ category, but I’m thinking I need a ‘hair or lack thereof’ category with the trend of bald ladies in Hollywood.

Ladies, Amy Winehouse is the perfect example of what not to do with yourself. In today’s lesson, it’s hair. I don’t know what is going on up there. I don’t know if there is some sort of living creature living up there. I don’t know if she stores her blow up there. But whatever it is, please don’t follow her lead. This is trash.