From Forbes:

“Katie’s a big deal now, so I would say a designer would have to pay $50,000 for her to sit in the front row and $100,000 to walk [as a runway model],” says the wrangler. “Nicole [Kidman] would get maybe $40,000 to sit and $80,000 to walk. Mischa [Barton] maybe $25,000 to sit.”

Yeah, that’s Katie Holmes. $50,000 to sit down for 15 minutes? And Mischa Barton? Would anyone even recognize her at this point? I’m going to be sick.

Listen, motherhood is not a fashion statement.  A baby is not an accessory. 

I need to have a little chat about the birds and the bees with little Miss Paris Hilton ASAP!

Paris Hilton told Elle UK that she wants to become a mother by next year.

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Sorry, I blacked out for a second there.

Paris Hilton needs to understand that being a mother isn’t trendy–just because her bff Nicole Richie got knocked up with Joel Madden’s bastard love child doesn’t mean motherhood is “in” for the fall.

Whoever Paris selects for her baby’s sperm donor is going to need some super-strength little swimmers because I bet her insides are filled with acid. I’d imagine Paris Hilton’s hoo-hoo to be a very hostile environment by now.

What am I saying? She’s probably already got enough sperm inside of her to populate a small country.

Paris–you can’t just give a baby to Goodwill or sell it on eBay when you get bored with it.  You should stick to being a fashion victim–motherhood is not a trend!!! 

Here’s a pic of Jessica Simspon leaving dinner at Ruth’s Chris Steak House in LA, where she dined with Vivica A. Fox, her co-star from her upcoming film, Major Movie Star.

Jess, darling, you look fabulous in the white dress and matching shoes.

But, notice the Yves Saint Laurent Mombasa bag. The handle is made out of REAL DEAR HORN. So not cool to encourage animal cruelty, Jessica.

If we’re being honest–Girlfriend’s basically brain dead anyway…I’m sure she was asking “Is this a rhino horn that I have? Or is it deer?” She probably ate chicken for dinner thinking it was tuna.

We can forgive the ditziness–but we cannot forgive such a savage display of a fashion no-no. Who are you Wilma Flintstone???

Over the last few days, Angelina Jolie paid a visit to the United States troops in Iraq. Normally, after looking at the above picture, I would write a post about how funny/ugly celebrities are without makeup, but I can’t find it within myself to make fun of a celebrity paying homage to our troops, while a great majority of her co-workers get off on poking fun at the war without realizing that people are risking their lives.

There’s nothing more popular in the world of fashion than a wardrobe malfunction!

Kirsten-

We are all very sorry you got robbed, but why on Earth do you look like this? It looks like someone beat you with an ugly stick, turned you into a man, and left you in a cave for two years. Please bring the old Kirsten back…

Best regards,

Everyone

Okay, I’m not a marketing expert, but $10 million in marketing and branding and this is your result? I don’t know where I stand on corporate spending for new logos. I supposed its somewhere between this: http://techfunked.com/web20blog/2007/08/16/check-point-security-softwares-new-logo/ and Lord & Taylor’s new look. To me, it looks like someone just wrote the company’s name out in cursive. I could be wrong though.

What do you think? We welcome your comments!

Britney was spotted at the Los Angeles, looking at homely and disgusting as ever. I suppose the only good news is that she’s not wearing a neon green wig. Oh, and apparently she’s moving to London now. Whatever.

Should be interesting tracking the events that unfold with this marketing campaign. Unfortunately, Borba is about three years too late in trying to capitolize off the marketability of the Duff sisters. Trying to brand a product that helps clear skin within 7 days with a FUG washed up child star and her busted possible tranny sister may not be the best marketing plan, but what do we know?