Angelina Jolie’s new Shiseido’s Integrate Mascara commercial:

 Posh, we know you think you radiate class and sophistication with your new look.

But, as we prove here, you look like a washed up old porn star.

Bring back the dark hair and classy tailored clothes!!!

We miss your fashion choices living up to the Posh nickname !

Your nickname now should be Trash!

Pammy, darling.

There’s nothing wrong with aging gracefully.

There is everything wrong with a granny-faced woman wearing more makeup than a transvestite desperately clinging to her sex-goddess days that are long over.

Pam: stop pretending you’re still a bombshell, we know you’re a leather-skin granny face now. It’s OK.

Aging is a natural process, girlfriend!

xoxo

Margaux

She’s truly not that bad without makeup.

But, she looks more like your kid sister’s average-looking friend who lives next door.

Not a pop tartlet.

Oh, the wonders of makeup.

If I didn’t know any better, and you told me this was the same girl, I would call you a liar.

I kind of like this genre, more plain-faced celebs to follow.

xoxo

Margaux