Here’s America Ferrera wearing her Monique Lhullier gown at last night’s Emmy red carpet pre-show.

Blue and bulging?

Really?

Did she actually want me to make the Goodyear blimp comparison???

PS: I do like the Lorraine Schwarz chadelier earrings.  Maybe b/c your ears can’t look fat.

This is Rihanna’s VMA outfit.

I really like this dress on her tall, lean figure.

But, I just can’t help thinking that I’ve seen it somewhere before…

Li’l Mama’s VMA outfit looks almost as stupid as that song she sings, “Lip Gloss” sounds.

She’s got a cute face and body–why the Cabbage Patch look?

Poor choice.

Here are America Ferrera and Elisha Cuthbert in the same Thakoon dress.

This reminds me of a high school dance when two very different girls show up wearing the same dress–one the fat chick who couldnt get a date and the other is the gorgeous head cheerleader.

Sucks for America and her huge man shoulders.

America the beautiful?  More like America the FULL FIGURED.

I mean, she hasn’t really worked a lot lately…and she’s dressed like a granny from Boca who’s ready to go on a cruise.

Is J. Lo a retiree???

Mischa Barton used to be a MODEL who was paid to wear designers’ clothes.

Now, I bet designers pay her NOT to wear their stuff.

Why is she dressing like she’s in a low-budget community theatre production of A Midsummer’s Night Dream?

Rachel Zoe, wielding her infinite fashion influence, must have put this outfit together!

Here is photographic evidence that Kid Rock went on a bender of hillbilly moonshine, blacked out, stumbled incoherently into Dolly Parton’s storage closet, put on one of her shirts, passed out, woke up and came straight to the VMA’s.

That’s the only logical explanation I can think of for why Kid Rock is wearing this ridiculous get-up.

Somewhere out there, Dolly Parton is missing a piece of her fringe cowboy costume.

In the latest NYT magazine, Rachel Zoe (pictured above at right) says that people think she’s more influential in the fashion world than Vogue’s editor Anna Wintour (pictured above left):

“Anna Wintour is one of my heroes, but they say that I’m more influential. As great as it is, Vogue won’t change a designer’s business. But if an unknown brand is worn by a certain person in a tabloid, it will be the biggest designer within a week. When I worked with Nicole [Richie], there were things that she wore that designers had to remake for another season because there was such demand.’’

Who does this skeletress think she is? 

All her clients ditched her except for Mischa “nobody” Barton.

This reminds me of when John Lennon said the Beatles were bigger than Jesus.

Burn her at the stake!

 Posh, we know you think you radiate class and sophistication with your new look.

But, as we prove here, you look like a washed up old porn star.

Bring back the dark hair and classy tailored clothes!!!

We miss your fashion choices living up to the Posh nickname !

Your nickname now should be Trash!

We pick on JS a lot, but her fashion choices just make it SOOOOO easy.

Here she is looking washed out in beige.

Instead of the slinky, siren she is going for, she looks like one of Pharoah’s pets.

The dress actually isn’t bad…but Jess just doesn’t know how to choose pieces that are flattering on her coloring/body type.

Meow!