Posh, we know you think you radiate class and sophistication with your new look.

But, as we prove here, you look like a washed up old porn star.

Bring back the dark hair and classy tailored clothes!!!

We miss your fashion choices living up to the Posh nickname !

Your nickname now should be Trash!

We pick on JS a lot, but her fashion choices just make it SOOOOO easy.

Here she is looking washed out in beige.

Instead of the slinky, siren she is going for, she looks like one of Pharoah’s pets.

The dress actually isn’t bad…but Jess just doesn’t know how to choose pieces that are flattering on her coloring/body type.

Meow!

Can you tell which one of these ladies is Miss Paris Hilton?  I’m not sure…each of the pics has elements of the heiress and her old-lady look from the VMAs.

Old lady-chic never really caught on, Paris.

I get that after you got out of prison you fancy yourself a socialite/philanthropist like the great Brooke Astor, may she rest in peace (she passed away in April), but that doesn’t mean you have rip off the Brooke Astor look. 

Brooke Astor was 105 years old, and she still looked way hotter with that hairdo. 

This is a picture from the Vivien Westwood fashion show during Berlin’s fashion week.

Looks like our Commander in Chief enjoyed the show so much he jumped up on the runway himself.

If that isn’t George W. Bush in drag, then I’m a monkey’s uncle.

Or maybe it’s just that German women look like men.

Or both.