Here’s what we propose you do, Disney and Louis Vuitton.

Yes, Vanessa Hudgens is a skank and she put both of your companies in an awkward position.

Just try to roll with it…slap some Disney stuff on the chick. Plus, that IS a pretty cute (albeit a few seasons old) Louis Vuitton bag in the background.

Wouldn’t this be a great new edgy joint marketing campaign for Louis Vuitton and Disney???

Pammy, darling.

There’s nothing wrong with aging gracefully.

There is everything wrong with a granny-faced woman wearing more makeup than a transvestite desperately clinging to her sex-goddess days that are long over.

Pam: stop pretending you’re still a bombshell, we know you’re a leather-skin granny face now. It’s OK.

Aging is a natural process, girlfriend!

xoxo

Margaux

She’s truly not that bad without makeup.

But, she looks more like your kid sister’s average-looking friend who lives next door.

Not a pop tartlet.

Oh, the wonders of makeup.

If I didn’t know any better, and you told me this was the same girl, I would call you a liar.

I kind of like this genre, more plain-faced celebs to follow.

xoxo

Margaux