I mentioned earlier how LiLo’s bracelet overdose makes her look like a camp counselor.

So, I thought I’d give everyone a visual of every parent’s worst nightmare (except Dina Lohan, maybe) of who is leading their young, impressionable daughters into the woods at summer camp.

Yikes.

Kim Stewart must be f-ing with me.

I write a piece about how red belts are over and corset belts are now what’s hot.

And what does she do?

She shows up at Il Sole in LA wearing a RED CORSET BELT. 

(photo from http://www.perezhilton.com/)

From Forbes:

“Katie’s a big deal now, so I would say a designer would have to pay $50,000 for her to sit in the front row and $100,000 to walk [as a runway model],” says the wrangler. “Nicole [Kidman] would get maybe $40,000 to sit and $80,000 to walk. Mischa [Barton] maybe $25,000 to sit.”

Yeah, that’s Katie Holmes. $50,000 to sit down for 15 minutes? And Mischa Barton? Would anyone even recognize her at this point? I’m going to be sick.

This is the right way to wear a long necklace.  Simple, striking, understated, and of appropriate length. 

When wearing a long necklace, you need to make sure you don’t end up looking like a 1920’s flapper.

Instead of looking modern and stylish, this looks out-dated.

Like my granny when she was a teenager.

Put it this way, if you can jump-rope with the necklace, it’s too long!!!

Here’s a picture of Keira Knightly at the UK premier of the film Atonement.

The zombie look is so not chic…and should never be attempted unless you’re one of the walking undead.

When Keira left the Atonement premiere, we really hope she started atoning for her fashion sins!

And for eating the brains of the living!

Although, maybe brains are low fat and that’s her secret for staying so thin?

I can’t tell which one is Jessica Simpson and which one is Large Marvin Fraggle.

Maybe Wikipedia will help me tell them apart?

According to Wikipedia, “Large Marvin is the fattest Fraggle in Fraggle Rock, due to his love of snacking. He is a bit dimwitted, but is also athletic and a feared swimming opponent of Red Fraggle. His first appearance was in the Fraggle Rock episode “The Beast of Blue Rock.” Large Marvin was later seen as an audience member on Muppets Tonight.”

Nope, I still can’t tell which one is the Fraggle.

Oh, well.