Listen, motherhood is not a fashion statement. A baby is not an accessory.
I need to have a little chat about the birds and the bees with little Miss Paris Hilton ASAP!
Paris Hilton told Elle UK that she wants to become a mother by next year.
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Sorry, I blacked out for a second there.
Paris Hilton needs to understand that being a mother isn’t trendy–just because her bff Nicole Richie got knocked up with Joel Madden’s bastard love child doesn’t mean motherhood is “in” for the fall.
Whoever Paris selects for her baby’s sperm donor is going to need some super-strength little swimmers because I bet her insides are filled with acid. I’d imagine Paris Hilton’s hoo-hoo to be a very hostile environment by now.
What am I saying? She’s probably already got enough sperm inside of her to populate a small country.
Paris–you can’t just give a baby to Goodwill or sell it on eBay when you get bored with it. You should stick to being a fashion victim–motherhood is not a trend!!!
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