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Ladies, Amy Winehouse is the perfect example of what not to do with yourself. In today’s lesson, it’s hair. I don’t know what is going on up there. I don’t know if there is some sort of living creature living up there. I don’t know if she stores her blow up there. But whatever it is, please don’t follow her lead. This is trash.

Thoughts from Gisele:

"Hmmm, my boyfriend is out watching a baby quirt out of his ex-girlfriends vagina, so what should I do? I know! I’ll spread my legs for Max Magazine!"

Whatever, she’s looking hot has hell in her rocker gear!

Okay, I’m not a marketing expert, but $10 million in marketing and branding and this is your result? I don’t know where I stand on corporate spending for new logos. I supposed its somewhere between this: http://techfunked.com/web20blog/2007/08/16/check-point-security-softwares-new-logo/ and Lord & Taylor’s new look. To me, it looks like someone just wrote the company’s name out in cursive. I could be wrong though.

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Britney was spotted at the Los Angeles, looking at homely and disgusting as ever. I suppose the only good news is that she’s not wearing a neon green wig. Oh, and apparently she’s moving to London now. Whatever.

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Kanye, what are you doing? Is this a Hello Kitty watch? Or did you find it in a Happy Meal?

I guess celebrities think they can do whatever they want.

Even the preggers have to periodically leave the house. Salma at least looks respectable in her outfit (errrr, Britney), even though she is apparently on the brink of giving birth to a litter of 8.

Go, girl.

By the time you are reading this, Amy Winehouse will probably have been in and out of rehab 4 or 5 times, so I will avoid any speculation on where she may currently be.

This is another illustration, courtesy of Winehouse, of how to not look when you leave your house in the morning.